Joke:- Position Yourself

One morning at a doctor’s clinic, a patient arrives complaining of serious back-pain. The doctor examines him and asks him “OK, what happened to your back?”

The patient replies “You know that I work for a local night club? This morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him, that’s how I strained my back”

The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. The doctor said “My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible. What the hell happened to you?”

He replied, “You know I have been unemployed for a while now .Today was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won’t believe it but I was hit by a fridge.”

The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two patients do. The doctor is shocked.
Again asks, “What the hell happened to youuuuuu…?”

“Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it from the 3rd floor!” 🙂

This Post Has 7 Comments

  1. srikant singh

    this emphasize of the fact that how much its Imp to Position oneself skillfully 😉

  2. srikant singh

    u choice of jokes r too good bhaiya 🙂

  3. Sudarsan Sridhar

    Nice one bhaiyya!!!… Now i will select hiding places carefully 😉

  4. sonal

    ULTIMATE 🙂

  5. Abhishek

    yahh gud one for a change 😛

  6. Meghana

    hahahahahhehehehehehhohohohohohhihihihihihih! Nice joke bhaiya! Answer of the third person is really unexpected one. How can someone sit in a fridge?!

  7. Dheerendra Tiwari

    Jai HO 🙂

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