Srikant send me this joke while chatting with him. Laughed and laughed over it. Here it is …
An elderly couple was attending church services. About halfway through she leans over and says to her husband, “I just let out a silent fart.What do you think should I do?”
He replies “I guess you need to put a new baterry in your hearing aid.” 🙂
Thanks bhaiya for putting it here…u hve make it even more humorous by adding ths cartoon:))
jai gurudev..
last evening some of my HBTI friends n me went for a dinner to shiv sagar (a nice restaurant in Aundh,pune).After having a dinner we decided to have “mastani”(nice combo of ice cream,shake n blah blah).
after that…
one of my friend gave keys of his bike to me and ask to ride and he pillioned on someone else. i took the bike and ride at 70-80 kmph and reached the destination of 15 kms.when we reached our destination friend sitting on my bike said “prsaoon i think u have taken a wrong bike”
Oh my god yes its not that bike…
[Please dont ask me how i did that,might be some past life experience ]
then we decide to go back to return the bike.
when we reached Shiv Sagar, about 20 people were waiting for us.
Mujhe to laga “AAJ TO PITENGE”.
i told them the whole story all people started laughing expect the bike owner but his babe was very happy to see the bike again. Really nice one..
after that i placed the bike at my freind’s place and returned to my hostel which was again 8 kms from my friends place…
happy reading
love you
jai gurudev
prasoon.
😀 😀 :DDDDDDDDDDD
hails tau…this is called a joke
jokes sirf prasoon ko aate hain 😛
nahi main to story teller hu………..
i can still recall those great days of our jogging,Daily i used to tell a story to bhaiya on the way to the home after jogging and little yoga…
really marvelous days……….
late night food,
shakes[Banana,cheeku, strawberries,Mango(Alfanso not dashehri),etc etc] @2 o clock in night.
late night movies,late night beech walk. and pata nahi kya kya…
HAppy DAys…..
LOL@ the joke
And @ Prasoon’s story : Aisa bhi hota hai!!! Aho!!! 😀
Jai Gurudev
….. and use Duracell this time.
Jyada chale, chalti hi rahe 🙂
one more for u all guys:
A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the first house of
the street. A tall lady answered the door.
Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the living
room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow droppings
onto the carpet.
“Madam, if I could not clean this up with the use of this new powerful
Vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this dung!” exclaimed the eager salesman.
“Do you need chilly sauce or ketchup with that” asked the lady.
The bewildered salesman asked, “Why, madam?”
“There’s no electricity in the house…” said the lady
MORAL: Gather all requirements and resources before working on any project
and committing to the client…!!!
This one was good yar Srikant
ye moral nahi marne ka tha. waise Tujhse bhi gyan ganga bahti hai..
thanku Anurag:))
wo ganga kahin aur se aati hai mai to bas nimit matra hoon:p
jus kidding samajh me aa gaya
And the silent fart AWARD goes to…………;-)
he he he he